This is a crackfic. This story has been discontinued due to many reasons I'm too lazy to explain here. To make a long story short, I feel that the writing here is no longer an accurate portrayal of me as an author. This was essentially a book that I used to explore different techniques while also having a bit of fun. It's where I started. If you're curious, feel free to read but do know that this is old and was written by a 12 year old. Don't say I didn't warn you. :)
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