It's Starts Weird and Unrealistic, and Ends Weirder and More Unrealistic - ihatejedipower - Wattpad

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It's Starts Weird and Unrealistic, and Ends Weirder and More Unrealistic

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Not your average fan fic. Oh, and by "weird" I don't mean "explicit." Just to be clear. Read. Vote. Comment.All Rights Reserved

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It's Starts Weird and Unrealistic, and Ends Weirder and More Unrealistic
Fri, Jul 19, 2013

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It's Starts Weird and Unrealistic, and Ends Weirder and More Unrealistic
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