Why Are Girls So Confusing?

"I wish I could find a guy like you."
"You're like a brother to me!"
She giggled, and I thought it was the best thing in the world. She brushed her hand across my upper arm, and I thought, 'Wow. Does she like me?'
Leaning in for the kiss, her eyes became wide and she stared at me, her fingertips at my mouth.
"Uhm, Hunter. I only like you as a friend."
What the fuck?