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"Kiss me."
He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" 
"You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly.
He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. 
"Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless.
You grinned, "of course I'm joking."
His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. 
"Ahh! Y/N! Not cool."
He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot.
"I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils.
He had snorted the drink.
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Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does.
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(PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit)
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Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!All Rights Reserved

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When he dared to look up, he was surprised to see Yoongi was smirking. "What?" He asked, defensive. "You think you could handle it if I was rough with you all the time?" The dom raised an eyebrow. Namjoon snorted, settling back in his seat. "I handled it better than you did. Who was the one who got himself untied and unchained after you collapsed? Who got us both upstairs and made you a drink to raise your sugar levels? Who laid you down and got you cleaned?" "Who was the one who got overpowered and bitched in the red room?" Yoongi countered. "Who was the one whose watch spiked in fear when that knife came into play? Who was the one that got turned into a slut for cock with cum on his face? Who was the one who came multiple times after being reduced to a stupid, useless cum dumpster? Who was the one that got spanked, gagged, tied up, blindfolded and spat on? Who was the one who did all of that to you, and still treated your scratches afterwards?" "What's your point?" Namjoon scowled, arousal stirring in his lower abdomen as he remembered the details of that night. "You survived one night, I'll give you that." Yoongi unwrapped his burger and took a bite. "But you wouldn't last a week if I did that to you every day." "You're the one that wouldn't last!" Namjoon exclaimed, genuinely shocked. "You're the one who dropped after all that- not me!" "I felt guilty because I wrongly believed you were a precious, innocent baby." Yoongi sipped his drink. "Now that I know what a selfish whore you are, that won't be a problem." He smirked at Namjoon's shocked expression. "I could totally and easily wreck you, Namjoon. And I would thoroughly enjoy doing so." "Wanna bet?" Namjoon raised an eyebrow.

COLLEGE ENEMIES || JJK by Lunafics7

With a chuckle, Jungkook leaned in closed to my chest and whispered, allowing me to feel his breath on my neck. "I know you actually want me to kiss you right now. Otherwise you would have pushed me off and walked away already. But you haven't." He continued to smirk which I want to ripe from his face and continued to press his body against mine, trapping me between the locker and his hard body which made my blood boiled. As I said "You really don't get it right??" I smiled and clenched my teeth while looking down. "Then suffer because I had enough of your nonsense" I kicked his main part. His smirk quickly vanished as his eyes widened and a loud groan escaped his lips. "Aaaahhhh...! Ow!" He gripped his crotch and fell on his knees. _________________ After somedays- Jungkook leaned in close again, his expression becoming more intense as he spoke. "But I just love seeing that annoyed look on your face. Maybe it means I'm getting under your skin.....just like you're getting under mine." My eyes widened. (If you want to know more then go and check out the story!)

Dear Mister Waiter! (Vkook) by Marsalien001

[completed] "Excuse me sir, the ladies from that table gave you this drink"- In which Jungkook finds the waiter far more attractive than the ladies on the other side of the fancy club. And unbeknownst to him, an adorable love story begins along with it's own set of hardships and surprises. Stay tuned to find out more! I hope you like this story... I just thought of it right out the bat. It's my first story but let's hope it turns out well! I hope to get your love and support. Also I do not own any of the pictures, the credits go to the rightful owners. 😃😃 👆kook 👇tae Disclaimers: This story contains; * Mention of panic attacks and possibly rape * My weird-ass fantasies * Cringe romance * hardcore fluff ( like srsly yall would get diabetes) * Corny shit (mostly the pick up lines) * boy×boy If you are uncomfortable with any of the following topics then please don't read 😸😸😸 ANYGAY jhope u enjoy! Thank chuuu😳😳 Start: September 24th 2019 End: October 3rd 2020

Blind Love | Kim Seokjin, Kim Taehyung, Min Yoongi by Shookieillegirl

"Why are you still here Minji? Why would Taehyung still keep you around to look after me if he already got what he wanted..." His voice was quiet and new tears were silently falling down his cheeks once again. "Because I want to be your side Jin. Will you let me be your nurse and take care of you still? I swear to be a good one and an even better friend." His ears turned red on me and I thought I saw a little smile on his face before it vanished. "I can't do anything for you Minji. I have nothing to offer you. I can't pay you to care for me. Do you still want to be my friend even though I'm blind and penniless now?" I held his hands in mine and although he couldn't see me right now, I was drowning in those dark brown eyes of his. A smile formed on my lips as I look lovingly at him. "Not just a nurse or a friend Jin, but I want to be your eyes too. So if you let me and don't let go of these hands, I'll never let go either. I promise." Started: April 16, 2018 Ended: September 15, 2019 Unpublished: Oct. 17, 2020 *Editing in process* -2nd place in Xenon BTS Fanfiction Awards -Finalist in BTS: Battle of the Best Fanfictions 2018

Bad At Love . KTH [Completed] by btsroyals

Of which the leader of a powerful gang doesn't know how to catch and sway a girl's heart, instead, he uses the only way he knows to get things. He kidnaps her, forces her to marry him, under the condition that if she doesn't, he will murder her best friend, her secret admirer. Just because he's bad at love, doesn't mean that his love for her is not genuine and real. He'd do anything for her. Anything. "Wh-who are you?!" I yelled at the man with heeled leather shoes, not knowing where this sudden burst of courage came from. Looking at me intently, the man walked over to me. Click. Clack. Those Louis Vuitton shoes pattered over. "I'm Kim Taehyung," he replied, grinning while tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. He then started stroking my head, untangling the knots in my hair and smoothing it out. "You really are beautiful, princess." I jerked my head away from his hand but his other hand closed around my throat. "Don't. Move," he growled, voice going a whole octave lower, "Or I might just change my decision and kill you all." Updates every Sunday and Monday! Started: 04/26/20 Finished: 08/18/20

Penny for your thoughts by poppyvalo

"Actually I wasn't uncomfortable at all. The fact is, after that day, I kind of...couldn't stop thinking about what you told me." Jimin confessed, deciding to be honest about all of this. "Um... remind me again, what the fuck did I even say to you?" it was obvious that back then, and even now, Tae was pretty drunk or high, or both. "Well, you know... the thing about dicks..." Jimin's cheeks burned so much... "That I like big dicks?" "Nope. Never discussed that actually." "That I can take big dicks like a pro?" "Not that either...um...about me trying dicks...you know..." And God if a person could die out of embarrassment, this is it. This is that moment. "Oh! That. What about that?" Can he really talk about that openly? Is this really happening? "Well the thought got stuck in my mind, and I kind of wanted to know what you were implying by saying that..." "Oh, as in what you should do with a dick if you got a chance to get one in front of you." Tae says nonchalantly so Jimin nods while biting his lower lip.

SAVED 🦋 || ĸ.тн ✔︎ by dreamglowz

" Taehyung: If you knew who I was you wouldn't talk to me like that. He smirked and walked closer to me. Y/n: And if you knew who I was you would know I don't care. I said trying to break free. " • • • " Taehyung: You act like your not enjoying it, but you're so wet for me. He whispered against my lips. He kissed me for the first time tonight and his lips felt so soft. I hesitantly kissed him back and he smirked in the kiss. He dropped between my legs and slid my panties to the side. Y/n: What are you doing? I said looking down at him. He put one of my legs over his shoulder while staring into my eyes and he put his warm tongue on my wetness. " She was the head nurse of xxx Hospital, friends with another nurse, Candice and a head doctor, Jin. Attempting to enjoy her day off, visiting her sick father, a car crash stops her plans as she has no choice but to help. He was a Mafia Leader, made to take over. Over the years he became ruthless and heartless because of his past, using woman for his playtoys. What happens when a strong minded nurse and a heartless mafia leader bumps heads? Will she fall for him, will he submit to her, what happens when skeletons come out the closet to hunt both of them in their relationship. Who will crack and who will fall? ### First & Second Season Merged💙 started: 02/26/19 ended: 03/14/19 Ranked #80 in #saved ~ 8/16/19

Boy Friend (Kim Taehyung & Y/N ff) by cherlyswan

"oh my! he thought you were my boyfriend." you exclaimed in a serious tone before breaking out into pits of laughter. but no matter your reaction, Taehyung kept his serious pokerface. ___________________ ___________________ You have known Taehyung ever since you both were kids. He was your best friend and you never saw him as anything less or anything more. people were often suspicious about your relationship with him. They said it was impossible for a man and a women to remain just friends. but that didn't bother you. both of you were dear to each other and couldn't afford to lose one another. What could go possibly wrong between you two? What would happen if someone else entered your life? What if that person changed your relationship with him? ___________________ ___________________ "Do you still see me as a friend?" He asked holding back the tears that threatened to fall. "ofcourse i do....." you answered without giving much thought to the topic. "okay.." he replied coldly before walking away. in that moment something inside you broke. the bond you took for granted broke. and now you felt as if you were distant from him. ____________________ ____________________ Status: completed ✔️ Chapters: 41✔️ Happy ending: guaranteed✔️

Bittersweet by Yasaswini12

His dark eyes smoldered dangerously, hugging the girl close to him. He glared at you, his rage immeasurable. "What is wrong with you?" The words hit you hard, and you stagger back slightly, your eyes widening as you realize what you just did. Your lips tremble, guilt and shame overcoming you. "I-" He cuts you off rudely with a gesture. "Don't ever talk to me again. Don't ever come near me. Ever. Touch her and I'll kill you. Do you understand?" You nod meekly, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes. Satisfied, he turns on his heel, carrying the other girl away from you. He doesn't turn or glance back even once. You sink to the ground, burying your face in your arms. 'What have I become?' ------------------------------------ You're a dancer. A good one. The top student at your dance school. You're scouted by Big Hit, a small but talented company. Soon, you realize that being an idol isn't as glorious as people make it seem. Falling in love with the company heartthrob, only to discover something you had never expected to happen, you change as each hardship comes your way, eventually turning into a cold-hearted person that you yourself do not recognize. Can you find yourself again? Can you fix yourself before its too late? And finally, you realize that without a certain someone, you can't go back. You can't ever forget and forgive.

Bad Date Bodyguard - kth by jxngkookisdaddy

"Because this is something that... I don't know..." he drifts off before smirking to himself as he glances down at the cement sidewalk. "I just... I'm kind of surprised you didn't just grab me and kiss me to piss them off." He responds. Your heart stops upon hearing this. Your eyes widen as you stare over at him. What? You gawk at the man, jaw dropping as you hear this. "I didn't know that was part of your job description as a bad date bodyguard." Is the only response that's able to escape your mouth. ... You've been going on a lot of dates lately, just trying to find the perfect guy. However, luck hasn't been on your side. Instead, it's been bringing you on dates that can only be described as disastrous. However, there's always one man by the name of Kim Taehyung who gets you out of every bad date. Your bad date bodyguard. What happens when you realize that maybe your bad date bodyguard might be... the right date? A Kim Taehyung fanfiction ***18+*** *this contains sex, cuss words, and possibly some drinking. If any of these things offend you, please don't read* ©️ All Rights Reserved jxngkookisdaddy 2022 #1 taehyungxreader 3/9/23 Started: 10/10/22 Ended: 12/16/23

Every Move You Make(Yandere! Yoongi) [Book 2] by ShinMinkyon

And once more, I felt whole. --------------------- "He won't bother you anymore baby." Hoseok said, kissing my forehead lightly. "I know, but I can't help but feel like he's still near." I murmured. Hoseok held my face between his hands. "I'm right here, I promise I'll keep you safe." I nodded. "I love you." I gave him a big grin. He gave me a grin in return. "I love you too Minkyon." And everything was perfect. Until it wasn't. <<WARNING ⚠️ Mature And Disturbing Content>>

Burning Up The Kitchen by JennyG576

This was my first story for BTS. It holds a special place for me. It got me through some rough times I was going through. A girl moves to Korea to become a cook for Bangtan and is immediately pulled into an attraction with Jimin. Book excerpt: {{ Are you going to eat that last strawberry there's no more." You ask. He shakes his head and hands it to you. But you shake your head. "Can I please have some whipped cream?" He dips the strawberry in and goes to hand it to you. Leaning forward you open your mouth wide and bite the berry in half from his fingers. Watching you and not saying a word you lean in again your red lips wrapping around his fingers. Your tongue stroking his two fingers as you take it. His breath sucks in and his eyes are filled with heat. }} Mature Audience definitely NC-17 I even have a new cover made for me by @fanfix_erotique she makes cute stuff 😉

Only You | j.jk ✔️ by nochubbykook

[COMPLETED] "Why are you doing things that makes my heart flutter?" And silence engulfed the room after I said those, again I regretted spitting out words. I wanted so badly to dig a hole on the floor, jump inside and never come out again. It was so embarrassing. What was I thinking? Then again, those words were from the bottom of my heart. "Y/N?" He finally spoke up as I bit onto my bottom lip anxiously, feeling his hand disconnecting from mine. "Should we date?" ___ "Stay there. We'll talk like this." I ordered firmly, extending out my hand to stop him from coming any closer. He showed me a slight nod. "What is it?" I moistened my bottom lip nervously and took a deep breath in, feeling my chest tightening. "Shall we date?" ••••• Cover by: @TOKYOKNJ <33 Thanks to those who gave this book a chance <3 and also please excuse my poor grammar lmao I swear this book will be more interesting than the summary cause I suck at writing summaries TvT Started: 26/11/2020 Ended: 29/4/2021

Falling For Him. kth ✔ by sTae_with_min

He took off my glassses and gasped. Taehyung: "You know if I had a heart, I would've definitely fallen head over heels for your eyes." I tried my best to control the smirk that was creeping at the end of my lips. "Stop slouching and enjoy yourself. You don't get to live twice, Okay? " he said giving me his signature box smile. ************************************ "I can't accept the fact that you love him. If I can't have you, Miss Y/n, neither will that good for nothing freak. And believe me on that, b'coz I always get what I want" he said in a deep voice and a psychotic smirking glare "Mr.Jo- I mean Jungkook, stop joking. You are really scaring me" ************************************ "I love you-" he said, barely a whisper as he passed out. And I froze as the world around me stoped. ************************************ Guys this is gonna be my first book so plz do notify me on any mistakes

Mr. Bodyguard (UNDER EDITING) by rutus_diary

" I want to kiss you." His eyes widened as you got away a little, but still close enough. You kept staring at him as he was doing the same. Too stunned to even react. Your eyes landed on his luscious lips as you licked your own. You held his jacket with your fist before moving closer until your breaths mingle with each other. Your lips getting closer to his ready to claim them. But before they could touch, Jungkook held your shoulder moving you away from him. "M-Miss. Y/N, it's wrong." He stuttered as he tried to push you away but not too harshly to hurt you. Your eyes went a little gloomy as you stared at him. He was looking down. You sighted before yanking his hands away as you stumble a little. "Why?" When he always pushed you away but carved for you secretly. Was it worth to fall in love with your bodyguard, who you looked at as your future? But who knows how your past is related to him? Is he really your forever? Will this love get its Happy ending? Or will it rest as one-sided love? ________________🦋_______________ 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. This story contains mature language. Also mentioned violence. Don't proceed if you're uncomfortable. I do not sexualise any BTS member. Please read it as a fanfic. Don't take it personally. START ~ 14/08/2022 END ~ 13/02/2023 🔞🔞 - mature content DO NOT REPOST MY STORY

Cold hands, warm gaze || yoonkook by halseok_

"How did you figure out you were bi?" He asks him and Jungkook's eyebrows shoot up. He laughs, beet red, embarrassed. "That's actually a funny story." He says, bumping Yoongi's foot with his. "Yeah?" Jungkook hums, not sure if and how he should say it. "You were the first person I had feelings for." He tells him, glancing at him through his bangs, pinching his lips with a small smile. It's Yoongi's turn to have his eyebrows shoot up, as he smiles widely. "Me?" He asks, incredulous, their feet playing together under the water. Jungkook smiles, lips pursed, before nodding. "So, do I live up to the ten year long romantic construction you've had when thinking about your first love?" Yoongi asks playfully, and Jungkook's mind goes fuck it, I have nothing to lose. "As I said earlier, I think it might even be better." Yoongi laughs, breathless, eyes almost closed. It's dark now, but Jungkook thinks he might notice a blush creeping up his neck, up to his cheeks. "You're as bold as you were when you were a kid." Yoongi tells him. "You're funny."

Encountered Fate by FlexcityX3_ffs

[ Currently sitting on a stool at the bar being drunk Tae was blabbering, Jungkook's eyes were fixed on him starring him intensely, Suddenly Jungkook pulled Tae in the corner of the bar unknown to anyone in there ] (Jungkook pinned Tae harshly to the wall) Tae : Ahh! What are you doing (drunk) Jungkook : What are you doing to me. Do you even khow that I have lost my sense ever since the movement I saw you for the first time.. Jungkook suddenly attacked Tae's lips kissing him with all feeling he had in him nibbling on his lips sucking them, He tilted Tae's head so that he could explore more of him. He suddenly bited his lips making Tae gasped and at the instance he entered his lips in Tae's mouth tasting the every corner of his mouth making him breathless. (He left his lips saying...) Jungkook : You're Mine • Photos and videos are not owned by us credit goes to the rightful owner • Start : 01/11/23 End : 18/12/23 This book contains: *Top kook *Bottom Tae *Taekook *Sideships included *Jealous kook *Possessive kook *Smut *Angst *Fluff *Mpreg This is our first ever story so please we expect lots of love and support from you guys 💞💞 We love you guys 💜

𝓑𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓲 by bun_loves_tiger

Jungkook fell first, but... Taehyung fell harder and deeper... ... *A little glimpse of the story* My shyness as you skinned, You stripped my heart too... As your eyes graze my undressed heart... What will I hide my love with? The younger sang the lyrics tilting his head to the side with a smile. Like he was asking taehyung a question. The smile that the younger gave him made his breath hitch as he stopped infront the stage looking directly at his bambi without others hindering his sight of him. As you captured, The sounds of flowers blooming, My heartbeat... you captured As you stole the music of wings spreading, My laugh... You stole too... Jungkook finished his song with the strumming sounds of the guitar. Breathing slowly as he gazed shyly at the older's reaction. He was jolted from his staring contest with the ravenette when the people in the hall cheered and clapped. Jungkook's whole being flushed at the attention. He bowed and ran out of the stage. If he didn't trip on the wires on the stage he won't be jungkook and if he didn't fell right on the ravenette's hands who was ready to catch him, there won't this romantic moment... As they stared at each other. Jungkook's eyes were wide in shock, his hands clenching on the other male's hoodie in a tight grip. Jungkook heard someone whistle in the background along with few awes which had him embarrassed but taehyung looked unbothered while looking at the boy lovingly. .... A short story of my beloved taekook. It was supposed to be a one shot, really. But I got bit excited and, it got a bit too long. Beware, because this has : *fluff and fluff and fluff! *crack heads *college au (I wanted that, cause college taekook hits different!) *slight side couples (for my side couple syndrome but only a bit though) *smut (hehe...yes, you perverts) *Sweet, sweet romance. ... Give lots of love to this story and don't forget to comment and vote!

A Taste of Whiskey by zephys077

-Hey Boss.. Speaking of regular.. I turn to see him leaning against the counter trying to look annoyed, raising an eyebrow at me. I smirk, finish the cocktail I was making, giving it to the waitress, before walking toward him. -Evening Whiskey.. I greet him trying to hold my composure under his stare. -On the rock or highball tonight? That question made him lose his fake mister serious attitude to replace it by his "stupid" perfect smile that would make anyone melt on the spot.. -Highball.. You made me wait in line? I chuckle starting his drink. -C'mon, not like its cold and you wait what? 15 minutes? He put his hand over his heart acting hurt. -I'm here most of the night, I thought I would be one of your VIP! How could you do this to me? I roll my eyes over his dramatic ass before putting his drink before him. They both come from different world. His is dark.. Hers is warm.. He's a playboy and she knows. She still enjoy their flirting game but what will happen if she let him win.. This is a romance story with a mafia background. The Zee character is not related to the other stories. It's just a character I write in most my stories with. ---Trigger warning--- This story contain -Sexual scene -Vulgar language -Physical abuse (I will put a warning at the start of the chapter that contain these) **Disclaimer** This story is pure fiction. All charaster showing in this story and how they act are fully part of my imagination and not how the idols are in real life. This is only for entertainment.

His Future Wife | j.jk ✔️ by nochubbykook

[COMPLETED] I entered the club and after minutes of searching for Jungkook, I finally found him drinking at the bar, alone. I pulled up my mask to my nose and lowered down my cap. I even pulled over my black hoodie up so that he wouldn't recognise me. "Hey. Drinking alone?" I walked up to him and placed my elbow on the bar's counter. "Yes and who are you?" He raised an eyebrow. "Me? I'm your future girlfriend." I bit my inner cheeks, not believing what my mouth just said. "Why don't we make you my future wife?" He pulled my waist and now our faces were just an inch away. "Sure sweetheart." I said boldly on the outside but I was burning and screaming on the inside. He held my hand and took me to a room in the club. They're so smart that they even put rooms in the club for people to do their stuff inside the room. "You'll have fun with me. If you cooperate." ••••• Cover by: @CharlottesCookie #644 - btsjungkook Started: 30/09/2017 Ended: 28/11/2017

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SAVED 🦋 || ĸ.тн ✔︎ cover

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Bittersweet cover

Bad Date Bodyguard - kth cover

Every Move You Make(Yandere! Yoongi) [Book 2] cover

Burning Up The Kitchen cover

Only You | j.jk ✔️ cover

Falling For Him. kth ✔ cover

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Cold hands, warm gaze || yoonkook cover

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A Taste of Whiskey cover

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When he dared to look up, he was surprised to see Yoongi was smirking. "What?" He asked, defensive. "You think you could handle it if I was rough with you all the time?" The dom raised an eyebrow. Namjoon snorted, settling back in his seat. "I handled it better than you did. Who was the one who got himself untied and unchained after you collapsed? Who got us both upstairs and made you a drink to raise your sugar levels? Who laid you down and got you cleaned?" "Who was the one who got overpowered and bitched in the red room?" Yoongi countered. "Who was the one whose watch spiked in fear when that knife came into play? Who was the one that got turned into a slut for cock with cum on his face? Who was the one who came multiple times after being reduced to a stupid, useless cum dumpster? Who was the one that got spanked, gagged, tied up, blindfolded and spat on? Who was the one who did all of that to you, and still treated your scratches afterwards?" "What's your point?" Namjoon scowled, arousal stirring in his lower abdomen as he remembered the details of that night. "You survived one night, I'll give you that." Yoongi unwrapped his burger and took a bite. "But you wouldn't last a week if I did that to you every day." "You're the one that wouldn't last!" Namjoon exclaimed, genuinely shocked. "You're the one who dropped after all that- not me!" "I felt guilty because I wrongly believed you were a precious, innocent baby." Yoongi sipped his drink. "Now that I know what a selfish whore you are, that won't be a problem." He smirked at Namjoon's shocked expression. "I could totally and easily wreck you, Namjoon. And I would thoroughly enjoy doing so." "Wanna bet?" Namjoon raised an eyebrow.