The (Very) Secret Society Of Alpacas // On Hold
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 12m
Ongoing, First published Apr 25, 2016
HELLO THERE HUMAN YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY AND WITHOUT ANY BACKTOUGHTS BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS. THE BASICS ARE SIMPLE: 
1. YOU JOIN.
2. REFUSING CITIZENS WILL BE TAKEN TO THE RECREATION AREA OUT NEAR THE CARLOT.
4. YOU HAVE TO BY ALL MEANS AND ALWAYS FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES AND TRADITIONS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS. 
5. THE LAMAS ARE OUR ENEMIES.

THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS WILL NOT HARM YOU. THE SSOA IS YOUR DEAREST FRIEND. JOIN US NOW AND GET AWESOME BENEFITS. 
(NO REFUSAL OR REFOUNDS)

THANK YOU.

-PRESIDENT OF THE SSOA, HIGH ALPACA
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