One Crazy Bitch | #Wattys2016
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Mothers-in-law--you either love them or hate them. Sadly, my MIL is no walk in the park. Have you ever met someone in this world that you try so hard to get along with, but they make your skin crawl? A person so intolerable that every time you interact with them you end up feeling disheartened, upset, angry or demeaned. This is the one person in this world you absolutely dread running into or shudder at having to spend time with because they drive you a little batty and make your blood boil. There is no reasoning with those who do not want to be reasoned with. Understanding the art of how to handle this type of person is probably the biggest lesson I have ever been forced to learn.
Sally Clark is no angel. Her head wasn't exactly screwed on properly and she has an extra organ inside of her-meanness. A sullen, spineless woman who has a razor sharp tongue that pierces like fangs. She can slaughter you in less than 30 seconds. The unimaginable truth and dark secrets emerge when Sally Clark declares war on her family while on the run from hiding her real self. A crazy bitch on wheels was stopped dead in her tracks. This is my story of dealing face to face with crazy while keeping my sanity, dignity and grace in tact. -Claire Stewart Clark
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