Mini Wet Dreams

I was all alone, sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching one of my own shitty videos. *KNOCK* *KNOCK* In the window was a Russian wanka, it was cykamais, "let me in! CYKA!" Camais' eyes peer through the window with a look sharper than ItsQuantum's anal bead. "LET ME IN!!! FKN CYKA!!" He shouts in his shitty Russian Accent. I called for help, in the kitchen was Mini. The only sane person in the area. He walks in, "Willais.... Its Mini" He said softly "Its your.... DADDY!!!" He whips out his BIG BLACK SWEATY COCK and runs towards the couch to where I was sitting. Camais still looking through the door gets his MASSIVE BEAR COCK and smashes the window. I was stuck, not knowing what was going on. I feel a small growing pain in my pants. i looked down... There it was, my Master Cock. I weld my cock in my hand and points the sharp tip towards Mini. "STAY BACK!" I screamed. Mini's jaw dropped to the floor. He was angry, he grabbed his cock with fury and orgasmed, his flying jizz shot across the room, shooting Camais point blank in the face, "WHAT THE F**K! MINI YOU WANKA!!" Mini shot the second time, but this time Missed and shot a hole through the wall. He had gone super sayen, hair was pointy but not that hair.... His pubes. The pubes were so sharp they knocked over Camais' nutella pancakes. They fell onto Mini's White Vans. "NOOOO!" Mini exclaimed, in depression he grabbed a noose from out of his ass and somehow did a triple back flip into the noose. His head came off, Jizz flying everywhere. It went in my coffee, toffee, my fruit salad and even in GRANDMA!?
Willais fell asleep but was soonly choked from the pool of Mini's jizz.