Reasons Why I Hate Pete Wentz
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ok, so the story goes, when i first found out pete wentz bought jellyfish, i didn't believe it. but when i found out he actually did buy them, i was literally so done, that i texted my friend, "This is reason number 56 why I'm 1000% done with Pete Wentz" to which she replied, "What are the other 55 reasons?" and i took it upon myself to go through many videos, interviews, and general knowledge of pete wentz, and spent almost 3 hours finding 55 reasons why i'm completely and utterly done pete wentz. now, since then, the number has escalated from 56 to 76 and soon to be more. and i thought, "Hey, why not share this with the rest of the world?" and well... here we are now.
disclaimer: i don't actually hate pete wentz, it's just that "1000% done with" was too long...
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