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Coke Light [Twilight Parody]

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Parts 10
Time 51m

Reads 640
Votes 27
Parts 10
Time 51m

When Beck Duck moves to the mundane town of Chopsticks and meets the delirious, towering Edwin Dullet, her life takes a haunting and horrifying turn. With his poo-colored hair, pea-green eyes, intolerable voice, and supernatural height, Edwin is both annoying and aggravating. She soon also meets Jose Pink, the buff dude who seems to be always at the La La Push beach.

Beck on the other hand has a ego bigger then...big...it was HUMONGOUS. Her motto in life is: I don't really give, I only do what makes me happy, and she follows it well. She's stubborn and once her mind is set, she'll get what she wants no matter what stands in her way. 
Beck doesn't know what to expect from her move to Chopsticks but she's sure in for a ride.

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