Nuns By Accident
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Leah and Veronica hadn't seen the inside of a Bible all their lives. Until they ended up, accidental nuns. When they broke out of prison, they thought they almost wouldn't make it. But He who taketh, always giveth. And it looks like God's provided them with the perfect getaway. Who looks for fugitives in a convent anyway? As they hide from the authorities in the House of God, will they find redemption or atone for their sins?
P.S. : This is a lighthearted work of humor and bears no ill-will toward Nuns or Christian practices. Please don't flag it as inappropriate, it contains no religious hostility. Devout fanatics, don't get me in trouble. Take it easy.
P.P.S :If you're homophobic, this book isn't for you.
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