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Fag Hag [#Wattys 2016]
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This is not a dark lonesome journey down heartbreak road. This is vodka, sparkles, and dick-to-dick tickle fights.
Annie Paige has been infatuated with Jaime Knox since she was old enough to paint her nails and sigh over Dirty Dancing. Accustomed to getting her way, Annie never dreams that Jaime might have other plans.
Never mind that her friends insist he's gay.
Annie embarks in a must-find-love meltdown, manically dating to replace Jaime in her heart. Dates with Brine the singing emo and wealthy Dr. Troll highlight the depressing reality of life as a singleton, causing Annie to crack. She hops aboard a redeye flight from Dallas to Los Angeles. The ultimate goal: to crash Jaime Knox's wedding and reclaim her long lost love.
Will Annie's journey lead her to truth, revenge, and the ultimate fairy tale? Or will she allow her fantasy of romance to destroy the true love of a lifetime?
***NEW CHAPTER EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY***
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