Fag Hag [#Wattys 2016]
jeanaswanson
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  • Reads 3,573
  • Votes 628
  • Parts 27
  • Time 5h 12m
jeanaswanson
Complete, First published Apr 26, 2016
Mature
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This is not a dark lonesome journey down heartbreak road.  This is vodka, sparkles, and dick-to-dick tickle fights.  

Annie Paige has been infatuated with Jaime Knox since she was old enough to paint her nails and sigh over Dirty Dancing.  Accustomed to getting her way, Annie never dreams that Jaime might have other plans. 

Never mind that her friends insist he's gay.  

Annie embarks in a must-find-love meltdown, manically dating to replace Jaime in her heart.  Dates with Brine the singing emo and wealthy Dr. Troll highlight the depressing reality of life as a singleton, causing Annie to crack.  She hops aboard a redeye flight from Dallas to Los Angeles.  The ultimate goal: to crash Jaime Knox's wedding and reclaim her long lost love. 

Will Annie's journey lead her to truth, revenge, and the ultimate fairy tale? Or will she allow her fantasy of romance to destroy the true love of a lifetime?

***NEW CHAPTER EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY***

I don't own the image for the cover! Photo credit to Trading Up. 

Hey y'all! Fag Hag is my first and only novel (so far) and any and all feedback/critiques are welcomed. Also, please remember to vote. Most importantly, thank you so very much for reading. I hope you enjoy the read as much as I enjoyed the write!
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A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

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