Fag Hag [#Wattys 2016]
jeanaswanson
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  • Reads 3,576
  • Votes 628
  • Parts 27
  • Time 5h 12m
jeanaswanson
Complete, First published Apr 26, 2016
Mature
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This is not a dark lonesome journey down heartbreak road.  This is vodka, sparkles, and dick-to-dick tickle fights.  

Annie Paige has been infatuated with Jaime Knox since she was old enough to paint her nails and sigh over Dirty Dancing.  Accustomed to getting her way, Annie never dreams that Jaime might have other plans. 

Never mind that her friends insist he's gay.  

Annie embarks in a must-find-love meltdown, manically dating to replace Jaime in her heart.  Dates with Brine the singing emo and wealthy Dr. Troll highlight the depressing reality of life as a singleton, causing Annie to crack.  She hops aboard a redeye flight from Dallas to Los Angeles.  The ultimate goal: to crash Jaime Knox's wedding and reclaim her long lost love. 

Will Annie's journey lead her to truth, revenge, and the ultimate fairy tale? Or will she allow her fantasy of romance to destroy the true love of a lifetime?

***NEW CHAPTER EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY***

I don't own the image for the cover! Photo credit to Trading Up. 

Hey y'all! Fag Hag is my first and only novel (so far) and any and all feedback/critiques are welcomed. Also, please remember to vote. Most importantly, thank you so very much for reading. I hope you enjoy the read as much as I enjoyed the write!
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"I..." "Stop it!" he shouts, stopping me in mid sentence "I hate you." "B-But why? Why do you hate me?" "Oh! You know the reason." "If I would've, then I would've never bothered you." "Stop! Stop acting so naive and shit!" "I..." "I hate you! And that's it!" he turns and starts walking away. "We used to be best friends!" I was on the verge of tears. "Absolutely! We USED to be!" he says over his shoulder and dissappears from my sight. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ She rises up forgetting her painful past, that has finally stopped haunting her. She's cannot wish for anything but peace. She tries to forget her bestie Kayden and moves on. She tries to forget her parents and move on. She tries to forget her true self and move one. And when she thought that she was finally free for her miserable past, her past was thrown back at her face. She finally meets the person who she never knew would guide her to the path of truth behind her bestie Kayden. Matthew Brown, captured inside the cage of his and Elizabeth's past, struggles to get himself and also someone dear to him free. He cannot decide if his black hair and blue eyes are a blessing or curse. He wished to never meet Elizabeth again after that day. But fate... No. But circumstances force him to meet her and do something he will surely regret. He knows everything about her, she wasn't even aware of his presence, until now. He knows her secret, she doesn't knows his. He knows what she wants, she has no clue of him. She wants to get close to him, he wants to get far away. She loves him. He loves her. But he doesn't want to.... Can Elizabeth discover the truth behind Matthew's mask? Because....no matter what happens, no matter how hard it is, "Besties Never Lie" to each other. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ Highest ranking #143 in teen fiction... Cover by @the_lovable_dork

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