Do not be fooled by the cover, this isn't a PHANfiction.
Do not be fooled by the title, this isn't really that fluffy. Or like, happy.
I suck at descriptions... so lets Fall Out Boy this crap.
^By that I mean write meaningful shat that no one understands. Ever. In the world. And anyone that does should be approached with caution.
Anywho.... Roll film! Well, book...
LOTS OF SWEARING WARNING
POSSIBLE SEXUAL WARNING
If you care, there's a warning.
I do not own the rights to any of the real life characters, movies, plays, shows, quotes, lyrics, songs, bands, brands, places that I reference in this story.
Copyright: I'm too lazy. But I trust you, so please don't steal my story I worked really hard on it. Don't let me down.
Apologies:
-This is a really long description.
-I wasted a lot of your time
Sorry
Adios
Hasta Luego
Domingo en fuego
I think I lost my halo
Liar liar el pantalones en fuego
My lungs will PHIL and then deflate
They PHIL with fire