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Ongoing, First published Apr 27, 2016
adolescenceadvicehighschoolmdcpositiverantsstoriesteenager
[deedee's general advice + stories + rants]

I'm not sure I would totally consider this a reboot or a sequel - more like a more mature version of "shut up child; it's storytime."

pft, if you can call only six months older mature.
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In the Moonlight [Completed]

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