How To Be Savage
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This guide is 14+ and contains mature language. If you are easily offended or under the age of fourteen... read at your own risk.
In this guide, you will learn the divine art of how to act like a total freaking savage. If you have a hard time spitting fire at your enemies, then this is the book for you!
This book consists of many different tactics and ways to defend yourself, whilst also sneaking a few insults into the conversation. So sprinkle around the magical fairy dust that makes people realize your true savage potential.
Some of this guide's tactics include:
- Amazing comebacks
- Ways to make others cry themselves to sleep at night
- How to literally be a savage
Make that jerk who keeps pestering you in class and won't leave you alone regret the day they were born when you use the power of savagery. The crowds will love you for it (or maybe the opposite, depending on the situation or the level of savagery)!
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