Population: 5

After we all confront the delinquent who hijacked a plane illegally--each of us having different reasons--something goes very very wrong. The delinquent accidentally falls on the self destruct switch. On impulse, we people grab our luggage and jump out of the plane for our lives, landing in the ocean. Not far off is an uninhabited island which we claim as our own. How the flip am I going to survive with four other completely different people? The Queen Bee only knows how to twirl her hair; the delinquent can't even build a hut; the nerd lacks experience in making F-O-O-D; and god knows what the bad boy is up to. Face palms. "I, Saturn Bleu, state that...." Pauses. Breathes in.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

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#489 in Humor
--inspired by Gilligan's Island