A Girl's Guide On Being Unpopular: Middle School Edition

Maybe I'm just an anti-social person, or maybe it's my buck teeth and oddly shaped body. Or, maybe it was the My Little Pony fetish I had in sixth grade. Could it be the somewhat unattractive boy I dated?

Nonetheless, I'm unpopular. For some girls, it comes very easily to be popular. All you have to do is follow the right people and have many advantages over other people, and bam, you're popular... In most cases, of course.

In my case, I had so many disadvantages. I'm praying that these disadvantages won't find their way, clinging onto me throughout high school like a pesky bug.

Do you want to know how to be unpopular? Probably not, but I don't care. I'm giving you my guide on how to be unpopular in middle school, okay?
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Before I get backlash, I want you al to know that this book is meant to be a joke. I advise you not to take the advice given in this book. This is meant more for comedy than for actual advice.