BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo: The sacred fist of the Fanfic

An Afro of gold, a statuesque figure, and a charm no creature can deny, the BO-tecter of all living hair has arrived. After conquering the medias of manga, anime, and video game the legendary Titan BoBoBo is now facing his most vile foe....
Internet Fanfictions.
Armed with his barrage of endless stupidity, and his Fist of the Nose Hair he's ready for any challenge that presents itself. On a Nobel quest to Invade a foreign planet to see how aliens feel BoBoBo crosses paths with- ok seriously why are you reading the description, who does that? Go while you can, save yours- Ahhh the Internet's got me! SAVE YOURSEL--
And now you have a new narrator who actually loves his job and isn't reading a TelePrompTer with a gun to his head. So strap in and get ready for an adventure out of this world (no clichés intended).