Harry Baggins And The Fellowship Of The Sandwich Of Oz

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harry Baggins. His parents, James and Lily Baggins, had drowned in a boating incident arranged by the Dark Lady, the Wicked Witch of Mordor. He was adopted by his rich uncle, Sirius Blackins. His uncle lived in a part of Oz called the Shire, in which a large estate called Hogwarts rested on top of a hill. Hogwarts belonged to Sirius, who was very eager for Harry to move in. The ruler of Oz was called the Lizard of Oz, who was in constant battle with the Dark Lady. The Lizard was famous for granting wishes in exchange for favors. But it was a dangerous journey to reach the Lizard. But that did not matter to Harry. He would climb every mountain, swim every river, brave every man-eating beast in the land. he would go without memes for a week if that's what it took. But no matter what, he would get a sandwich.