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How to Human:For Dummies!

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hu·man

ˈ(h)yo͞omən/

adjective

1.of, relating to, or characteristic of people or human beings.

noun

1. a human being, especially a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.


"Yeah right."

 Owen Michaels knew what it meant to be human but as everyone knows it's harder than it looks. How do you avoid getting involved with a prince charmastic bad boy?

Or watching a sweet and sour patch kid tutoring some guy who thinks he's important but is really is about as important as Starbucks is to hipsters and coffee addicts?

Better yet, getting involved with a Kodak humanoid and a human energy drink? 

Worse than that, actually talking to a Powerpuff girl and I don't mean the good one, like the yellow one that never actually got to be a Powerpuff girl. 

You can't. Being human needs a guide. 

Welcome to the not so perfect guide on how to human for dummies! #FreeYourBody as well as many other tags are in this work of fiction. Enjoy~Alle Rechte vorbehalten

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❝ − It's a terrible thing, the destruction of words.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

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⊹ ⤷ ❪ ᴍᴀʟᴇ!ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴ x ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ!ᴏᴄ x ᴍɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ ❫ ✦ ──────── 𑣲 𝐼𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, Y/n entire life changes when she comes across a boy with a buzz cut. and she had thought that would've been the end of it but little did she know she'd also be fighting monsters from an alternative dimension. SEASONS 1-5