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Hello person.
My name is Craig. 
Seriously.
This story is NOT an X Reader.
This story wasn't supposed to be a shipping book but likeeee
This is full of character scenarios.
For example, let's say Stan's been stuck in a movie theater with Token during a tornado, or.... Whatever.
However, if you want to request a shipping scenario, I more than likely won't turn you down. Also, don't be afraid to request because I can be a bit uncreative and run out of ideas and shit like that.
Also, I'm pretty good at destroying feels. AKA, depressing is my specialty! :)
Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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Mekakucity/kagepro one-shots (requests closed) by Mikareally

Please request :) Firstly NO LEMONS OR SMUT Anyone can request it just not the lemons or smut. Okay ? I just don't do those. Seriously you can comment which one you want me to write :) I hope you like it :D Secondly, I have no idea on what i'm doing so.... forgive me....

Out of my house. [Craig×Tweek] [ OLD ] by whjtecat

« Since when don't we hold hands? Oh, we used to do it all the time. And now I'm here, in the car, thinking about how much time has passed since I last told him something so simple, but so true. When was our last 'I love you?' » Tweek decides to go live at Craig's house to escape the abuse from his parents: things are great and his relationship with his boyfriend couldn't be better, but one day he receives a weird letter . . .

Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

River Teeth by KyleSweet13

On the edge of graduating from high school, Stan proposes to Kyle in the hopes they can run away together; finally getting out that little mountain town. However, Kyle isn't sure if it's the right thing to do and turns him down. The next day, Stan goes missing. Pure hell ensues. A couple of things you should know about this fic: 1. There will be triggering plot points. If you're sensitive to things like suicide or domestic abuse, then please don't read. I've done my absolute best to write gracefully about these things, but your mental health is more important. 2. There are "Fractured But Whole" AU elements in this story, as are supernatural influences.

South Park X Reader one shots {DISCONTINUED} by angel-Punkie

Just some possibly long story one shots, slow updates depending on creativity. I do not own anything related to the show, art, etc. I just own the story writing. I hope you enjoy ^~^ Is it weird that we are crushing on 10 year olds and making them older and imagining a scenario to date them? Too far? Oh well I like writing them anyway. I'm sorry....

The people that you must remember (Kenny x Reader) (COMPLETE) by ImYourCh_CherryBomb

Despite the inability to recall most of your childhood, it's never been a secret. You know a majority of what happened, through second hand accounts from your grandparents. This fact has never really bothered you, until now. A freak fire burns down your high school, forcing you to move to a snow mountain town that may have been better left in the past.

Online Connexion Kyle Broflovski X F!Reader by Aily-uk

You and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was your username on Roblox where you guys met (unicorn something something yk). But you tell eachother EVERYTHING like you guys are very close now . But sadly you have to move and you will go to a very small city called South Park in Colorado. Who knows maybe you'll meet new people for your senior year there?... You and Kyle are 18 in this story like almost everyone else in the high school . You are in twelve grade/senior . Also this is a female y/n. I'll probably make gender neutral or male fanfictions later in the future but it is easier for me to make a female y/n since I am only a beginner writer and don't know much about other gender fanfictions or povs . (Idk if it made sense but yeah 😭) I will probably mostly use first person pov for the story because it is easier for me to write as. Also a small reminder that I am not originally English so I am maybe going to make grammar mistakes and others. I do NOT own south park obviously. And I only own the fanfiction.

South Park High (Kyle Broflovski x Female Reader) by creativeyoungwriter1

You are a fairly popular girl at SPH, (south park high) you are friendly to everyone and given the chance, are open to making new friends. Problem is-- your parents are leaving on a business trip for a 6 months! Where will you stay? Your parents happen to be good friends of the Broflovski's and they had an extra guest bedroom to let you stay in. You thought nothing of it until you realize you will be stuck with Kyle, the smartest, most awkward, (but sweet...) kid in school! Is this a nightmare? Or will you realize Kyle wasn't the person you always assumed he was? It is up to you. ;) New chapters at least once a week! Sometimes I do more. #1 kylebroflovski - 5/21/2023 #4 vote4vote - 4/11/2023 #11 stanmarsh - 4/25/2023 #3 vote4vote - 5/11/2023 #9 stanmarsh - 5/17/2023 #1 tokenblack - 5/23/2023 #1 bebestevens - 6/12/2023 #23 southparkfanfiction - 1/17/2024

Stan's Sleepover (South Park) by ChA0sLoRd

Hello!! I got bored and decided to create a Wattpad account for shits and giggles. This is my first story and it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. Chances are it's gonna be cheesy and dumb and a typical Wattpad fan fiction. I'm still going to have a hell of a lot of fun writing it though. If you want you can send truths or dares to me to use for the story. You can also request that I add characters and I'll think about adding them, depending on if I think they'll fit the general story vibe I'm going for. Now, sit back, relax and brace yourself for the absolute Train wreck that is, my story. (All characters belong to South Park and in no way belong to me. Swear warning. They've all been aged up to about 17. Everything in this story is based off of my own imagination and personal headcanons. If you don't agree with them, instead of complaining about them, you can either keep scrolling, or suck my ass. Your choice :)) Stan's parents leave for the weekend and Shelly's moved out, so that means he's got the house to himself for the weekend. He invites friends over for a sleepover and things slowly take a turn for the weird. What bad could possibly happen when a bunch of teenagers start playing party games and drinking??

She's Back (Kyle Broflovski x Reader) by iknowimfabulous69

(Y/N) (L/N) moved away from her hometown South Park, Colorado when she was in the fourth grade and moved to California. Her dad had recently got his old job back in South Park, and now she's moving back. She's back, and she can't be any happier. All her friends are over the moon with excitement, but no one was happier than Kyle Broflovski. -------- -I don't own South Park or any of the characters, I just own the story. -This is my first time ever writing anything! (So sorry if it's bad) It probably will only be my only time writing anything to be honest. -Cussing and mature language will be in this story. -Characters are aged up to 17 in this story. --------

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