I've Got 99 Problems Poem

I've got 99 problems
That meet me everyday
I've got 99 problems
That won't go astray

I've got 89 problems
That bug me in a way
I've got 89 problems
That I can't slay

I've got 79 problems
Living in my life
I've got 79 problems
That always start a strife

I've got 69 problems
That seem to get old
I've got 69 problems
That I can't unfold

I've got 59 problems
That make me sad
I've got 59 problems
That I can't hide with plaid

I've got 49 problems
That are hereditary
I've got 49 problems
That need to end already

I've got 39 problems
That are very long
I've got 39 problems
That make me strong

I've got 29 problems
That are almost over
I've got 29 problems
That can't be healed by a four-leafed clover

I've got 19 problems
That make me feel alive
I've got 19 problems
And I only care about five