Not-a-Llama Drama

"I'm an alpaca, not a llama! FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME!" I yelled to Tiny before she sashayed off. "Whatever, hooves." she yelled back, jumping from roof to roof. I felt the tips of my fur heating up. "Stupid Chihuahua. Making me feel inferior. I'm the freaking hooved-saint. She isn't better than me." I whispered to myself.