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JOKES

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Parts 41

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Minsa galing kay AUTHOR. 
Minsan galing sa kaibigan ni AUTHOR. 
Minsan galing sa mga nababasa ni AUTHOR. 
So it means galing parin kay AUTHOR. xDieeAll Rights Reserved

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ES-2 (Rain) by Jahmcrisian9189

"Itigil ang kasal...!!!!" I heard the familiar voice inside the church, it's crazy you know we just meet and talk a few hours ago and now I even recognize her voice. I don't know what gotten in me that I walk inside the church and there I saw the girl She was standing at the middle of the beautiful decorated isles, she was about to cry but she was trying hard to hold her tears. "Alicia..what are you doing?" I saw the groom and the bride was shock, people are whispering around. "Kito, diba ako naman ang mahal mo? Diba? bakit? Bakit ganito? Bakit Michelle?" her tears are already on the verge of falling, "Alicia, you couldn't understand? kahit kailan di na ako babalik sayo kahit mamatay pa ako" I heard the groom said, damn! too much drama, "Peru mahal na mahal kita Kito..sobra kitang mahal" she suddenly wailed hard, she sounds like a slaughtered cow! I walk to the girl and hold her hand nakita ko pang nagulat siya na nakita niya ako, well I am more even surprise myself why I am doing this. "Let's go" I said as people continue to murmur around us. "Peru...Kito.." I clearly heard the desperate tone of her calling, damn! this things people can do for love "Let's go Alicia" I firmly said before I started to walk outside holding her hand tightly, she seems reluctant at first as she made a final glance to the couple. Damn this thing called love! *This story is pure fiction anything that resembles in reality is not intended by the author* *There are a lot of grammatical errors, construction errors ahead I will advance my apology*

12 writer fears na dapat nating tibagin by pilosopotasya

Writer? Fears? Baka para sa 'yo na ito? :D

Branded Series Book 4: Jarine (COMPLETED) by BinibiningAbbott

Sabi nila you can't control who you fall for. Pero pano kung na -fall ka sa taong feeling mo ay hindi karapat-dapat para sa'yo? Kasi alam mong may mali sa'yo. Hanggang kailan mo kayang pigilan ang iyong sarili kung nilalandi ka niya ng bongga? Susugal ka ba kahit alam mong may posibilidad na hindi ka niya matatanggap? *Jarine joined the group* 😂 WARNING: SPG Content/ R-18 Read at your own risk. May mga kahalayan po ang kuwentong ito, sorry na agad. I'm a trying hard writer so please bare with me sa lahat ng errors. This is my first time writing, lalo na ng SPG thingy, so kung hindi man kayo ma-satisfy, I apologize in advance. Masyado pa kasi akong inosente sa mga ganyan (chos). There might be some typo and grammatical errors since I'm only human, nagkakamali din, and I'm not really good in english. Feel free to correct me po. Para maitama ko naman ang aking pagkakamali. Thank you so much 😘 XOXO

Spoken Poetry Tagalog by carlosguillermo2004

All the Spoken came from our Page "Spoken Poetry PH." sariling gawa po namin ito and please po paki boto po ng aking new project! aabot po ito siguro ng 100+ pafollow and like ng aming page" SPOKEN POETRY PH" please subscribe to my youtube channel: CarlosMiguelGuillermo

I'm In Love With Ms. Author (GirlxGirl) COMPLETED by _jennex

It all started with a 'Hi Miss!' Until followed by many messages that until now I still do not reply. "Ms. Author, kumain kana?" "Ms. Author, ingat sa buong araw ha, mamahalin pa kita." "Ms. Sing ganda ng mga libro mo ang magiging love story natin." "Ms. Huwag ng tumingin sa iba ha, baka tuluyan kang madapa at mahulog....sakin." "Ms. I'll introduce myself to you soon so just wait, okay?" "By the way, I'm your future wife." --- Like, who the hell is she?! Pina-prank lang ba ako nito?! For almost a year? Wala ba siyang ibang magawa sa araw-araw? Ang lala yata ng tama sa utak kaya napakalakas din ng trip sa buhay. Every day, I always wonder who this woman really is. She's obviously one of my readers. And the annoying thing is, I think my brain cells are running out of thoughts of why she had to send me nonsense messages every day. Argh! So I hired a private investigator to find her. I want her to stop as soon as possible because if she doesn't.... I might end up falling for her. AND THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!!

4 Different Lives (4tune series : 1) by your_girlkai

Mag kakaibang salita pero magkapareho ng tunog. Galing sa apat na mundo na pag bubuklurin ng iisang tadhana. Mahanap kaya nila ang tahanan sa isa't isa? "I'm boyish, Ginnie's silent, Ally hates guys and Khy is sarcastically obsessed with being a royalty and all.. but because we share the same soul.. we are ONE" - Thia "Ayoko sa lalake, anti - boys kung tawagin. Alam nyo yung BOYS BRING BABIES? Nko!! Nakaka loka.. pero kung si Ji Min yan? gorang gora!" - Ally "I chose to run away from home, I don't want royal vocabulary, I don't want anyone to bow down on me..but I want them to love me as me" - Ginnie "I'm willing to give everything for the throne.. but not my friends, and not my own" - Khy Credits to my koala : screamlikeamandrake for the cover..thankies❤️😘

The Secret of True Success by RuthDelsocorro

This book is a step by step process in achieving True Success in your life.. A life that is free from worries and regrets and a life that has meaning and purpose.. It also composed of inspiring stories that will make your heart melt and strengthen you because I also share here important information that will help you to find the real meaning of life!!! And a happiness you longed for .... The purpose of this book is to help you achieved True Success !!! Basahin n'yo po ito!! Panigurado na hindi kayo magsisisi .. Because I share here the advises that will change your life!!! Kung susundin mo lang ito!!! Thank you and God bless you!!! This is Ruth Del Socorro your spiritual writer... #To God be the glory! #written in English- Tagalog (This is base in what I read and what I heard) ".I wanna give credit for this following writers and speaker because they are my inspiration and the reason why I wrote this book.. Because they inspired me to write and to use my learning to inspire others just like what they did to me, so I also like to encourage people especially in this times of pandemic Thank you **Lord Jesus** **Rick Warren** **David king** **Bo Sanchez** **Chinkee tan** **To God be the glory* Thank you for all of you!!!! Sana ay maging tulad din ako sa inyo soon!!!! You may also like my other books The Secrets in capturing the heart of Mr Right True Happiness #written in English- Tagalog (This is base in what I read and what I heard)

Hyde and Zeke (published By Bookware Pub) by helenedelmundo

- published by Bookware Publishing - HYDE AND ZEKE. Sinadya ko na ganun ang names nila para rhyme sa 'hide and seek'. Dapat may subtitle ito eh. Ang complete title was supposed to be: "Hyde and Zeke: Laro ng Matatanda" o kaya "Hyde and Zeke: Taguan ng Feelings". Pero buti na lang, di na dinagdag. Ngayon ko naiisip, ang corny pala, hehehhehe. - Anyway, here's the blurb: Kailangan ni Hydee ng lalaki. As in lalaking aso para maging ama ng magiging mga anak ng alaga niyang Havanese dog. Kaso masyadong choosy ang kanyang best friend, ayaw pumatol sa kung sino lang. Iyon pala, ang type ni Venus ay iyong 'tall, dark and handsome' na askal ng kapitbahay. Pag nakikita ang naturang aso, nagtatarang ang alaga niya't di mapakali. Willing sana si Hydee na gawan iyon ng paraan, kung hindi lang niya nakilala ang master ng crush ni Venus. It was none other than Ezekiel 'Zeke' Meneses. Mga bata pa lang sila, wala na itong ginawa kundi sirain ang araw niya. Nang matuto siyang magka-crush, pati puso niya ay idinamay nito; at aba, ngayon, balak yata pati ulo niya ay sirain na rin! Wala siyang pakialam kesyo hunk na ito ngayon at umaapaw sa sex appeal, galit pa rin siya. Period. Pero kailangan pa rin ni Hydee ng lalaki.

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ES-2 (Rain) cover

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Branded Series Book 4: Jarine (COMPLETED) cover

Spoken Poetry Tagalog cover

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4 Different Lives (4tune series : 1) cover

The Secret of True Success cover

Hyde and Zeke (published By Bookware Pub) cover

ES-2 (Rain)

"Itigil ang kasal...!!!!" I heard the familiar voice inside the church, it's crazy you know we just meet and talk a few hours ago and now I even recognize her voice. I don't know what gotten in me that I walk inside the church and there I saw the girl She was standing at the middle of the beautiful decorated isles, she was about to cry but she was trying hard to hold her tears. "Alicia..what are you doing?" I saw the groom and the bride was shock, people are whispering around. "Kito, diba ako naman ang mahal mo? Diba? bakit? Bakit ganito? Bakit Michelle?" her tears are already on the verge of falling, "Alicia, you couldn't understand? kahit kailan di na ako babalik sayo kahit mamatay pa ako" I heard the groom said, damn! too much drama, "Peru mahal na mahal kita Kito..sobra kitang mahal" she suddenly wailed hard, she sounds like a slaughtered cow! I walk to the girl and hold her hand nakita ko pang nagulat siya na nakita niya ako, well I am more even surprise myself why I am doing this. "Let's go" I said as people continue to murmur around us. "Peru...Kito.." I clearly heard the desperate tone of her calling, damn! this things people can do for love "Let's go Alicia" I firmly said before I started to walk outside holding her hand tightly, she seems reluctant at first as she made a final glance to the couple. Damn this thing called love! This story is pure fiction anything that resembles in reality is not intended by the author There are a lot of grammatical errors, construction errors ahead I will advance my apology