Salty Rants
  • Reads 19,291
  • Votes 2,901
  • Parts 64
  • Time 6h 2m
  • Reads 19,291
  • Votes 2,901
  • Parts 64
  • Time 6h 2m
Ongoing, First published May 01, 2016
I like to complain, a lot. So much, in fact, that if I got a euro for every time I ranted about something, I'd have enough money to go on a cruise, at least twice a year. Salty is my middle name, so if your food is ever lacking that sodium chloride, just check out my rants.

You might get a heart attack, but that's not my problem.

Feel free to PM me with any topics you think I should rant about. Oh, and don't forget to bring those unseasoned fries.

Cover by: @solitaric
Banners by: @TheBlueDJ
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
Sign up to add Salty Rants to your library and receive updates
or
#100salty
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Slide 1 of 1
Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room

2 parts Ongoing

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.