Random Hetalia stories
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Ongoing6m
Last published Sun, May 8, 2016
Ey lmao PG-13 bc tbh this has cussing fam get with the program
This is just a buncha random little dribble drabbles of stupid, funny (hopefully), and somewhat questionable Hetalia stories I make when I get bored. As of right now, there isn't really any schedule, but if this gets enough attention I might as well think of one when the time comes. Well! Thank you very much for thinking (even for, like, 1/3rd of a second) of reading this really strange little book of boredom!
-Hetalia is not owned by me, if it did, I must be a genius. But I'm not so,-
-Actually, I didn't say who it belonged to, so it belongs to Hidekazu Himaruya mates so check his stuff out Mhkay-
-Pictures also don't belong o me, which sucks-
-I belong to me.-
-These stories belong to me-
-The regret of reading this belongs to you fam, gj-
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