Joke's on You
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Meet Avery Cost. She's impulsive, slightly immature, easy going and definitely friendly- to the point where it becomes off-putting. She doesn't have a lot of friends, none, actually, and the fact that's she's lesbian doesn't quite help.
Meet the Cost family. Deeply religious, absolute nuts, loud, center of gossip on Pleasant Lane, but ultimately the best family you could ever have.
When Avery meets the people-hater neighbor from across the street, and tries to win the title of best friend, who will triumph ? The girl who has always dreamed of a friend, or the guy who would die if he ever had one?
Mr Sir from 40 Pleasant Lane will have one heck of a roller coaster ride, with harsh jokes, plenty of masses, dangerous sparring, weird texts, and plenty of mugs of hot chocolate!
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