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THIS IS ALL ABOUT DIFFRENT DIFFRENT CRAZZYEST AND MOST EMBARRISING MOMENTS SHARED BY PEOPLE. I..... HOPE U LIKE IT......... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Fuck... A craped car. Full of family and friends,sitting on the LAP of my bestfriends dad. Moving around to get comfortable, I felt something poke me. His hands on my waist making me freeze. I move a little more to see what happens... Testing the waters because I've had the longest crush on him. I remember where we were but bags everywhere, I couldn't see anyone so...logical they can't see me...Right? I took the chance and arched just a little. His hands slowly moving towards my inner thigh but stop half way,giving them a squeeze. I can feel the poke getting harder. Knowing I have the same effect on him as he does on me. "Alright made it to the first Gas station..." my mom says This gonna be the longest 8 hour drive of my life...
I DON'T KNOW
This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~CЗавершенная история
Of Monsters and Music
What happens after the Snow Queen is defeated? OR You ever see those cheesy TV shows where someone manages to screw up the simplest task so extraordinarily that part of you laughs and the other part cringes? Where the young comedic relief is trying to make a bowl of cereal but everything spills onto the kitchen table, for instance. Or that bit in the first episode of Brooklyn 99 where Boyle drops his muffin on the floor and simultaneously steps on it and hits his head on the counter whilst trying to pick it up. Got that image in your brain? Yeah, that's pretty much what's happening here. (Except none of this is funny and Andy Samberg isn't anywhere nearby to save me and I really, really want to go home right about now.)
secrets and past
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When the Ice Breaks
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When the craziest thing will happen to you and becomes the happiest, too.....Завершенная история
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Imagine | Hemmings
Complete Luke Hemmings Imagines. :) (I wrote these a couple years ago so there's a lot of mistakes and cringe to em but if you're still about it, then continue on.)Завершенная история
Fuck... A craped car. Full of family and friends,sitting on the LAP of my bestfriends dad. Moving around to get comfortable, I felt something poke me. His hands on my waist making me freeze. I move a little more to see what happens... Testing the waters because I've had the longest crush on him. I remember where we were but bags everywhere, I couldn't see anyone so...logical they can't see me...Right? I took the chance and arched just a little. His hands slowly moving towards my inner thigh but stop half way,giving them a squeeze. I can feel the poke getting harder. Knowing I have the same effect on him as he does on me. "Alright made it to the first Gas station..." my mom says This gonna be the longest 8 hour drive of my life...
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