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Haunted Things

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Parts 7
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Reads 350
Votes 40
Parts 7
Time 36m

Wattcrastinators

Mature

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You asked for it...or maybe you didn't. Who knows. Anyshizzle, it's a Wattcrastinator's first. A collaboration effort featuring The Wattcratinators. 

What's it about? Um...I'm going with...vampires...no, haunted houses...no, vampires. It's...haunted vampires! As for @tamoja, @krazydiamond, @LeighWStuart, and @AnnWrites, who knows. Oh, and there are also our awesome new Wattcratinators...@prose-punk @alessandra, and @kraftygal. Chime on in when you want. Or don't. Or do if you want and then forget, because there are other things...what was I doing? *scratches head Oh, yeah. 

When will we update? Who knows. Will we update? Sure...yeah. We'll update. 

Oh, by the way, it's mature all the way down here at the Wattcrastinators.All Rights Reserved

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How Not to Vampire - Season 1 by iamRodneyVSmith

Vampiring is HARD. Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires. Apparently there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process. This is a FREE story with Paid Exclusive Chapters. Wattys 2022 Shortlist Wattpad Stormy Nights - Winner 20 CHAPTERS only on Wattpad [[word count: 50,000-75,000 words]] EXCERPT: ****** "Look: vampires are traditionally afraid of religious symbols. It's a well-known fact. If you're any kind of vampire, you should be outta here by now, not just sitting there drinking your coffee." "I'm not actually drinking it yet. Some idiot keeps interrupting me by shoving religious symbols in my face." Claude held up an ornate brass cross with a macabre Jesus Christ in the throes of death, designed to repel any nearby vampires. "Oh look," I said dryly, "the idiot's back." ****** Edited by Debra Goelz Cover model: Ariel Pacheco Cover Photo by: Theik Smith Cover designed by: Rodney V. Smith Want more? JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/brxdsA9 Jaime's Infinite Playlist (spotify) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7DfPirPYtLKwEeSQ1upKZY?si=NhEhkcsIQOOpb7kKXIXWNw Book Playlist: https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/jaimes-infinite-playlist/pl.u-JPVJCEXxXYv

Murder House by XxNightStripexX

From Ouija boards to myths and scenes to make you wish you didn't come back the Murder house has it all. All of the demon games and myths that plague you in your nightmares and gorish movies come to life in one house. So why would someone live there? Where spirits roam the halls, both peaceful and evil, but when called upon only the evil come to you. When Katy and her co-workers are called out through a ouija board they are locked into the Murder house, suffering through a murderous villians plan. Split up and sent to different horror themed rooms, can they solve the challenges in time to save themselve, what about the others? What could could go wrong in a "supposed" haunted house?

Witch Doctors Inc: SEASON ONE (Completed!) by IsabelCavesAuthor

🌟WATTYS 2023 SHORTLIST 🌟WATTYS 2023 FANS CHOICE AWARDS NOMINEE 🌟WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST 🌟Editor's Pick (Reading Radar) Feb 2024 🌟 Featured Wattpad Pick x 4 (Wattpad HQ) 🌟 16 × Wattpad featured (Ambassador profiles) *** Welcome to Witch Doctors Inc. Got a problem? We'll solve it. Warts? Easy. Got an enemy after you? We'll find 'em. Been cursed? Have one of our glittering elixirs. Just a word of caution: there may be more here than meets the eye. Rumour has it there's a real witch around here, and her destiny has "death" written all over it. She's the last in a line of reincarnations that have all turned to evil. She'll have to battle the darkness inside her, as well as: (a) interplanetary demons (b) ancient curses that she may have cast herself (c) elusive red-eyed creatures who steal hearts Will she win the battle for her soul? Or will the First Witch's tragic story repeat itself once again? Cover by @WonderfulMiracles *FEATURED** on @Fantasy @magic @StoriesUndiscovered, @WattpadSeries, @anime, @mystery @WattpadWitches @TeenFiction @YoungAdult @WattpadMulticiltural @WattpadDarkFantasy @WattpadExplorer @Wattpad @Humor @highfantasy @Alt-u 3rd place in Okami Awards 2022, Fantasy Best First Line, Dreamies 2022 Featured on Wattpad homepage -"Tis the Season of the Witch" 2nd place in Best Fight Scene category, Jam Board Awards 2022

The Cursed House by EvaUle

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15 Wattpaders, 1 Epic Book (Old Version) by BiggestCollabEver

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Obscure by Serayna

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We Haunt This House by theres_no_guarantees

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No Way To Escape | Novel by Sobhan11

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