What To Do When Writer's Block Strikes

I'm currently having the worst writer's block when it comes to school work. But instead of looking like I'm doing nothing I write what comes to mind. Who knows, maybe I'll get hit with inspiration. . . one day. Why not post my garbage here for the world to see? I'm sure it's fine. Enjoy and feel free to stop at any time.
For good peoples sake I've changed all swears to fudge.