Bad Puns W Erik & IQ
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Erik: What do eggs say when they turn up?
Bell: what?
Erik: omelet
Bell: *facepalm*
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Inked quill: I tried catching fog
Bell: please no
Inked quill: I mist
Bell: god why
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