Gravity Falls "Random asks & dares"

Have you ever wondered what could happen if you ask Bill Cipher a random question? Well, he's right here and ready to answer anything you throw at him!

*Throws a fry pan into Bill*

Bill: WOAH THERE!!

*The fry pan goes through him, Bill turns around and looks at me angry*

Bill: Hold your horses, kid!!! Are you trying to hit me!?!

Me: no~...

*Grabs another and throws it into Bill, but it just goes through him again*

Bill: You know that is not going to work, "literally" right?

Me: Oh well! I just wanted to see if it did!! But anyways, you can ask or dare any of the Gravity Falls characters like, Mabel, Dipper, Grunkle Stan, Giddion.....wait, WHO ADDED THIS NAME TO THE LIST!?! Oh well, maybe we can have some "fun" with him....or more technically Bill...

*Bill rubs his hands together and flames burst out of nowhere behind him*

Bill: Ohhhhh~ I'm going to have a lot of fun, with that brat....heheheh....

Me: Okkkkkkkkkkkkk.....Anyhow! Just ask me, the characters of Gravity Falls or even anyone that is in the story! Just post a comment and I'll try to get your dares, asks and ideas in here. Also if ya want, you can even be in the story! Just tell me what you wanna be called, and if your a boy or a girl! But you can have special extra, by telling me who you wanna be shipped with! Yay!!