YOLO
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- Parts 10
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Oct 30, 2016
A book of absolute randomness. Also comes in liquid form. Read the recipe below to get this book in liquid form.
YOLO LIQUID FORM
You will need:
1/2 Cup of sprinkles
4 Tablespoons of maple syrup
1 Teaspoon of honey
1 pound of powdered sugar
A generous amount of glitter
1) Mix all ingredients until the only clumps are the sprinkles. Let the mixture sit for half an hour.
2) Put the mixture into a pan. Bake for an hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit,
3) Let the pan cool.
4) DO NOT EAT THIS. IT ISN'T EVEM LIQUID ANYMORE. THIS IS NOT A CAME RECIPE, AND INJURIES ARE NOT MY FAULT. DUMP THE LIQUID YOLO IN THE TRASH, NOW, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
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