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Funny texts!
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Ongoing, First published May 03, 2016
My Friends and I mess up texts all the time with auto corrects and just plain stupidity. Some of  these texts in this book are from my friends in groups or single chats and others are from Google! Some texts are funny to some people and others to other people, I'll try to keep offensive stuff out of this book.

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