Jokes, PickUp lines and funny quotes!
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Last published Wed, May 4, 2016
Hey guys!
Just thought I'll make this book and try to make people laugh.
I dunno how this is gonna turn out...
._. *5 mins later*
Uhhh what do I write....
*another 5 mins later*
EHHH THIS IS SO CONFUSING ;-;
*3 hours later*
Alright... I'm just gonna say
Bye guys! Hope you enjoy my book!
Potato!
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