Vitaman Ass
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Grandma Came Home. My Ankles Were Around My Pants. I wihspered in my grandmas EaRs. Happy Birthday! DING DONGG THE CARROTS ARE DONE. chickan wang.
Deodorant! My Grandma Said As She Stroked Her Bottle Of Vitaman Ass. She Died. I took Her Dead Body In The Room And Shoved Carrots Up Her Booty Hole. The Grandpa Walks in. " I NEED SOME VITAMAN ASS" The Grandpa said. The Grandma Comes Back To Life. And She Shits her Carrots. and Then Says "DEO DARANT!" then dies again.
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