Whoever said that the Mario characters were 'boring' never read THIS book.
Presenting a series of not-always-so-short stories about Super Mario and friends... sort of. You may laugh. You may cry. But don't expect anything normal.
However, we can tell you to expect the Crazy and unexpected. Such as talking inanimate objects, time-defying specials, and always a healthy dose of idiot logic all wrapped up in the package known as Unwieldy Imagination. (This is the Mario tv show you never really had.)
Starring mostly main series Mario characters, including: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, and more. Also featuring loads and loads of references, songs, and stupidity.
Welcome to Crazy Mario Land! Read at the risk of your sanity. BUT EMBRACE THE CRAZY!!
Luigi is in no way renowned for great luck, but after a fateful battle against Bowser, Luigi finds himself taken by the arm and dragged into madness, and the result isn't pretty.
Note: text starting with a > indicates internal monologue [or a certain character, depending on how far in you are]
Quotes between two - indicate a voice in our protagonist's head!
[TW: SENSITIVE SUBJECTS, GORE, CANNIBALISM, MANIPULATION, WENDIOGO REFERENCES (HELL, THAT'S A CHARACTER'S NAME)]