The Book Of Guidance

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Behold ladies and gentlemen, a book you have been waiting for! A book that is worth reading. This book is going to guide you through encounters you may or may not experience in life. 

It reveals secrets from mischievous tactics that guys have to things that girls do that are not attractive.

A book for both genders. 

Not only does it give you advice but it prepares you. Thinking of getting drunk someday? Then read the chapter 'What NOT To Do When Your Drunk.' Sick of not knowing what some guys are really like? Then read the chapter 'Games That Guys Play.'

I'm sure you ask yourself a lot of questions and I think this book has some of the answers.

This book here provides you with factual information, some including what boys and girls do, others about life experiences but they are presented in a comical way. Not everyone does it but there isn't a single person who hasn't.

Do you want to know how to lose a guy in ten ways? 

Then go ahead and read.(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

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