In which I burn people so badly they forever need to live in the Arctic :)
Don't get all hurt if I offend anyone,because I'm saying it now:This is just a joke if you don't want to get offended don't read :)
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
*horribly unedited*
Please don't read, I wrote this when I was young, edgy, and a very shit writer (even though I still am)
I'm keeping this up to torture myself lol