The Strange and Absurd Tales of Liverpool Orphanage

Dearest Reader,

Stop reading right now, If you don't wish to read something as melancholy and strange as these short stories. If you have a problem with floating children, Infants eating ravens alive, a scared caretaker, and anything absurd or unsettling, go read something much more happy and less disturbing than these terrible tales. To protect those who are innocent, I have changed all the names in this story. All names of people, places, and things are made up from my own mind. If it relates to anything in the real world, I will change it upon request. I do not wish anything in these pages to relate to this present time.

With my greatest regards,

Eudora Garner