Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction
J3susChr1st
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  • Reads 78,761
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  • Parts 173
  • Time 2h 8m
J3susChr1st
Ongoing, First published May 06, 2016
Mature
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I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.
    
      I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style.
    
   
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