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Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

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I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.
    
      I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style.
    
   
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Just My Luck (boyxboy) by kodycolors

It was supposed to be an easy job. Get the phone and run like hell. Make a few hundred bucks for food, a nice hot shower, and a warm bed to sleep in for a night or two if I'm feeling greedy. I was fast on my feet, could blend with any crowd, and knew how to pick a pocket without anyone seeing. Easy right? Now I'm strapped to a chair, blood running down my face and this man just growled at me. His eyes are starting to glow blue too. What did I just get myself into? How did looking into those blue eyes change my whole life? How much worse can my luck possibly get as everything in my life turns upside down faster than I could keep up? ****** NSFW chapters are censored. Get the full uncensored version on my Patreon page! Link in my Linktree in my profile bio! You have been warned about the censoring, any hate speech in comments about it will result in blocking. Warning ⚠️ strong language, violence, graphic torture, nudity, sex between two men, blood, death,

The Not So Purrfect Kitty (Chat Noir x Reader) by SugasPocketPusay

This is my first book so try to give me some advice to make it better So you have grown up in (y/h/t) all your life and always been noticed because (y/m/n) was a famous Actor and (y/d/n) was a famous director but when you turned 15 your mom and dad had to do important business in Paris that was great since you always wanted to go to Paris but because you were the only one in (y/h/t) with a miraculous you didn't really know how to work with others and you didnt like to but when you meet a flirty, punny cat will he change your mind?? Sorry for long description ?? Lthere might be lemons and fluff I'm not going to have the episodes in thein a right order just like the actual one I OWN NOTING FROM MIRACULOUS LADYBUG JUST MY OC(s) AND KWAMI

A giant for a man (König x Male reader) by AhmarChit

During your childhood, you have been obsessed with soldiers and military and stuff like that. Especially a soldier called Konig. You decided your job would be joining TF141. Since then you started your very intense training, hoping TF141 might reach out. And fortunately, they did. It was your dream. However, your dream turned into a fantasy when you met Konig. THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK, PLS DONT HATE. male x male so yh iykyk. CONTAINS NSFW AND PROFANITY and im gen z so my writing style might be awkward

All is Fair in Love and War (Alastor x Reader) by EyeMTired

A vengeful soul on Earth is damned for eternity in Hell and there resumes her sadistic fun, becoming well known and recruited as an overlord. But ghosts of her past seem to catch up to her as she visits the Happy Hotel for work. What's in store for our dear reader and what will become of her and her new deer acquaintance? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) **Warning, depictions of violence and gore, crude language, drug and alcohol use, themes that may be triggering and sexual content that otherwise might not be suitable for all audiences. (18+!!!!!!! Cannot stress that enough.) Several chapters with juicy adult content, if you don't like smut maybe don't read this, but if you insist there will be warnings at the top of each raunchy chapter. You have been warned.** I do not own the characters nor do I own hazbin hotel, and I certainly don't own you the reader. (I do have brief say over appearance and overlord alias, but I'll try not to mention it a hundred times okie thxx) Rankings: #1 in AlastorXReader and #2 in Radiodemon several times

Weigh Out Way-In by JASaak

There is an unexpected turn in the story that drastically changes the course of events and, in the long run, even the lives of those involved. Magpie, the first to be involved, suddenly finds himself in the world so unlike his own. Will he find his place there or will he be at least able to go back home? He seems to find his way back from this new world of giga-dimensions but something unwanted happens, and things go worse. The cultural differences, together with a challenging personality traits of another involved in the events, suck Magpie and his friends into a downward spiral. The story challenges you to see the world differently from the perspective you are perhaps too used to and narrowed by. Life can be an adventure if you don't narrow it with a bigotry that forces you to be rooted in your trenches and behind your dividing walls. This doesn't mean you have to accept others' views without standing your ground. However, to be able to share our lives in this one and only world we need to make compromises, on both sides. Are you the first brave one to set this positive trend in motion? So read on and let the foundation of the story be laid. From the end of episode 1 on, the story really picks up, finally reaching its climax at the end of episode 3 with quite a surprising finish. Your participation in solving this shared challenge of coexistence and cooperation is highly appreciated. Remember those who cooperate make more progress than those who don't! The ideal audience for my first book is actually between 12 and 16, but anybody older and interested in adventures, cultures and in getting more understanding into our multifaceted world is sure to enjoy the story. (The whole story has now been published, the only thing I'll still add is the final epilogue but the story is already available in its entirety.)

Thats Not my Neighbor. (Francis x y/n 1st person) by Xxsigma_xX

Something I am making for fun because i'm bored lmao Also i have a fat crush on the milk man make fun of me if you want but you can't lie. That's what y'all hooligans came here for, I bet you searched up 'that's not my neighbor' to read about francis. Y'all are down bad (me too) Also the character the pov is in is introverted, but goes by y/n and kind of has like a back story so sorry if that's not your thing Also i'm like a teenager so if I make any mistakes or get something wrong you can tell me but don't be super mean about it and tell me how to fix it for the future This probably isn't going to be 'lore accurate' like how some characters may be related (ex: francis and nacha are divorced) but i'll keep about all of the stuff in! i'll try to get a chapter out every 1-2 days but school is starting soon and I started this story on a weekend so maybe 3-5 days sorry 😔 NO SMUT!! NO SMUT AT ALL! I'm personally not comfortable writing that stuff, I just feel it's awkward and 'ewww' when writing it, so if that's what you came for your not finding it :( but there will be mostly fluff so there you go <3

Danny's Girl (Phan) by SmolSalmon

I've read a bunch of phan, so why not write one? Dan Howell's life couldn't be any better at the moment. He has met the most beautiful, charming, kind girl he could ever imagine, and she loves him back. Everything is perfect... but not for Phil. Phil Lester has always been in love with Dan since the first moment he first met him, but now Phil's heart is crushed. He has some suspicions of Dan's girlfriend, but Dan just brushes it off, ignoring Phil completely. Unfortunately, Phil's bad feelings may be true... Sexual content, self harm, language, and domestic abuse warning. Also, I'm American, so if I get anything wrong, please tell me. ••• Update: This is very old (not really that old) writing! It's cringy as hell, and I apologize in advance. I have fixed a few errors, so if it seems slightly different than it was before, that's why.

Shit, you thought Larry was bad? by onedirectixnbabes

⚠️READ TAGS AND DESCRIPTION⚠️ So, more people are reading this than I thought... oh man. Please read all the tags and descriptions, and read everything in the intro. If you're not scared off by then... you wanna be friends? 🤣 Me? Writing something that's not Larry? I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT LARRY 😅 Straight? No, gay. (At least I crack myself up) It's not Larry but it's very gay 👀😂 EdwardxHarry 🫢😳 (yes, as in the Styles twins) Anyway, I'm only posting this for one person to read, so if you come across this you probably shouldn't read it, and if you do then I'm sorry in advance.

Origin OneShots (Slow Updates!) by HurricaneTea

Hello! This book is going to be uploading oneshots pretty slowly since I've recently regained some motivation for this fandom! :) Cover made by me please do not copy my artwork! (I know it sucks ;w;) Characters you will see often!! Boat/Lucas' Characters Nick's Characters Colin's Characters (This bean has a lot!!) I will do series: Origins of Olympus (Mostly Season 2) Fairy tail Origins Seven Deadly Sins CyberPunk Genesis SuperNatural Origins Celestial High Neko High OriginZ Hunted Superhero High Wildthorne My Hero Origins My Hero Reborn Life Story And many more.. Ships of any kind are welcome. I will NOT allow smut, since I don't think that the owners of the characters will allow it. So, I do not want to go to far just in case if it is not allowed, thank you. Bye!

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Just My Luck (boyxboy) cover

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A giant for a man (König x Male reader) cover

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Thats Not my Neighbor. (Francis x y/n 1st person) cover

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Just My Luck (boyxboy)

It was supposed to be an easy job. Get the phone and run like hell. Make a few hundred bucks for food, a nice hot shower, and a warm bed to sleep in for a night or two if I'm feeling greedy. I was fast on my feet, could blend with any crowd, and knew how to pick a pocket without anyone seeing. Easy right? Now I'm strapped to a chair, blood running down my face and this man just growled at me. His eyes are starting to glow blue too. What did I just get myself into? How did looking into those blue eyes change my whole life? How much worse can my luck possibly get as everything in my life turns upside down faster than I could keep up? ****** NSFW chapters are censored. Get the full uncensored version on my Patreon page! Link in my Linktree in my profile bio! You have been warned about the censoring, any hate speech in comments about it will result in blocking. Warning ⚠️ strong language, violence, graphic torture, nudity, sex between two men, blood, death,