Potatoes

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MatureOngoing43m

Last published Wed, Jun 10, 2020

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Hot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.

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True Love Never Dies
^^𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧- 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 ,𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. ^^ 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 - 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚. 𝐂𝐞𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩 . 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. Both are tied in marriage will love blossom or hearts will be crushed ? ❝𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 ❞
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The Adventures of Little Tummy and Occasionally Uberstlachen in Oufaloufaland
If you like your insanity to be seasoned with fart jokes and nose picking jokes in the same way that hair gel is seasoned with oregano, then this is the book you've been searching for.
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𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐚ç𝐚𝐝𝐞
𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. {𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: 𝒔𝒖!𝒄!𝒅𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒄.} [𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 @𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘯_𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘵. 𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘥/𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 . 𝘎𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘯, 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩.] [18𝘬 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴]
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EESOME,, 𝘤.𝘴
( HEAVILY EDITING !! ) 𝑬𝑬𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 - ( 𝐚𝐝𝐣. ) - 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴀɪᴅ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏʀɪᴏʟᴀɴᴜꜱ ꜱɴᴏᴡ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ!ᴏᴄ
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Short stories
That's legit it. Random thoughts in my brain that I write down, develop a bit and then give up on. M means sexual content ahead * means I did it based off of a random generator + means it was from my brain < means someone else's idea (most likely in my creative writing class but if on wp I'll link username) Enjoy.
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Mystery x reader (lemon)
Here's some A/N stuff for u Y/N- your name F/C- favorite color F/S- favorite shirt F/P -favorite pants You get the point
Sanders Sides one shots
Just a bunch of one shots. Some will be smut and some will be angst some may be fluff. Enjoy