Daily Dose of Medicinal Memes
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To cure the cancer caused by Jacob Sartorius (the salty mancub). If you suffer from a rare type of brain cancer, CYBFS (Chronic "Ya Boi" Fangurl Syndrome, please read on to be cured. Even if you haven't been infected yet, read anyway to prevent future infection.
Think you or someone you love is infected with CYBFS? Below are the symptoms:
-obsessively defending Jacob Sartorius on Instagram
- laughing at Jacob's snapchat story
-buying Jacob's song, "Sweatshirt"
-just being a fangirl, in general
(If you are a fangirl, please don't leave hate... please)
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