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Shut Up! - Simar's Rant Book

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Reads 27
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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My unwanted opinion in the pages of a book. [Warning: Not for the faint hearted. Contains swearing, death threats, typos and stuff more real than your eyebrows]

Cover by @gnarly-All Rights Reserved

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