Irony of Thieves and Kings

Book 1 of the Irony of Series
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Werner Whiston is sure that he hit his head. That's the only logical explanation for how this could have happened to him. Considering who he was, his life wasn't great. Sure, it was mostly normal, or he hoped it was, until now. Everything was now messed up. He had actually gotten pretty used to his mostly messed up life, until he tripped over a trashcan and gave himself a concussion. Probably. That was the only thing he could think of that explained the fact that when he woke up, there was freaking giant flowers and rolling hills when he was in a park. What's going to happen when he stops being able to tell fantasy from reality, and is drawn into a world of kings who keep trying to get him to talk about his feelings, knights who may or may not be trying to kill him off weekly, creatures as tall as trees telling him he has issues, and thieves who are more noble than any who wear the title has been? Surely, he thinks, his brother should be the one here. After all, he is many things, a hidden prodigy, a genius, a tech head, and a master at hiding what he can do. But he is most certainly NOT a hero, and he never should be one. He never will be if he has anything to say about it.