Love at first sight| A Garrence and Zanvis fanfiction

READ ME FOR DETAILS! (also, the Ro'Meave's are not the airs to o'khasis)

Laurence:
Hi! My name is Laurence, Laurence Zvahl! And I am Gay as fuck! Proud to be a homo!
Well, I work at starblocks and this CUTE FUCKING DUDE walked in and I instantly fell in LOVE with him.....I bet he's straight though..........I'll have to force him to be gay! What? You're saying love doesn't work like that? Hahahahahahahahaha....................SHUT UP BITCH!

Garroth:
H-Hi......I-I'm Garroth Ro'Meave and I have social problems......And I think the guy at the counter likes me......But I'm straight......How do I know? HE'S FUCKING STARING AT ME LIKE A CREEP! Well, that's my life in a paragraph.......Bye?

WARNING! SWEARING AND...............AND......*Checks planner* That's it........Oh! And also sex....Blame my dirty mind....this is an Aphmau fanfic.....And I'm still going through therapy....ADELE'S MY THERAPIST! THE WORLD IS AN ILLUSION! BUY GOLD! BYE!