Dance Gavin Dance vs. The Robot With Human Hair

The ultimate clusterfuck of a fic that I really should have only been able to come up with while smoking some dank ass kush. Alas, my twisted, masochistic little brain managed to come up with this entirely sober.
Alternatively: I really fuckin' need to sleep more.
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Seriously though; join Dance Gavin Dance on their adventures across the Other Earth, losing and gaining members faster than you can say, "Panic! at the Disco". Follow them as they get attacked by pirates, climb to the top of Downtown Battle Mountain, pick up some happiness on the way, and eventually get drafted into Dave's Army, in a valiant attempt to defeat The Robot With Human Hair, and send it to a slightly more stable prison somewhere, most likely, back in the depths of Royal Ocean.
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Remember the Golden Rule: "Don't get attached, they probably die."
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~ Oskarious the Great ~
xoxo