Mithzan X Reader

You say gold? We say budder
You say awsome? We say Rossome
you like 1D? well I like Team crafted
you get angry? we say trolololololol
you have Britney Spears and Nicki Mange on ipod? I have Caption Sparkles and TrueMU on mine
you say fistbump? we say brofist
you crush on stars? we crush on youtubers
you say pig? we say Jeffrey
you say wokkie? we say bacca
you say bat? we say dillon
you say diamond ax? we say Betty
you learn Swedish in class? we learn from peweds
you learn Irish from class? we learn from jacksepticeye
Yup i just did that