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Jokes, Quotes, and Insults

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A list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.All Rights Reserved

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Ang mutya ng section e cover

ပြန်ရောက်လာတဲ့ ရှောင်ရှောင်းကျန့်က ရိပေါ်လေးကို ကွေးအောင်လုပ်မှာ cover

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Dandy's World Gc🌼🌈

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