Harry Potter and No One in Particular
12 parts Complete MatureIt's October 2021. The famous auror Harry Potter has become a burnt out, delinquent potion addict whose goals in life are now limited to drinking in The Goblin Hut with Ron, and pursuing a potential dalliance with his sharp-tongued secretary Mavis.
But sobriety soon becomes a necessity after he is introduced to Ron's new girlfriend Soma; the mysterious, red-eyed woman who speaks in riddles and appears to be manipulating the lives of everyone he knows.
Who is Soma, and how is she linked to the nefarious Neville Longbottom?
What is Neville planning in the village of Middorsbury, and how are cats involved?
Will Jules the human dementor ever get to finish playing Turbine Simulator?
Find out the answers to these questions, plus plenty more in "Harry Potter and No One in Particular" a uniquely bizarre work of fanfiction, partially written using GPT-2 by OpenAI.