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The Pizza Trilogy
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Complete, First published May 08, 2016
This story doesn't really have much to do with pizza :/

But it does have to do with a lot of other shit. What's the shit, you may ask? Maybe you should fucking read it, and then you'll find out. 

Critiques say:

"It's so bad, it's good!"

"Wtf is this and why is it so entertaining"

"HAHA OMF I'M DYING"

"Why are their names so weird???"

"I love this a lot. No homo."
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